If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel
stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines
stock you would have $49.00 left.
If you had purchased United Airlines, you would
have nothing left.
But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have
Based on the above, the best current investment advice
is to drink heavily and recycle.
This is called the 401-Keg Plan