Humor headlines

Sometimes you just have to laugh out loud when the media in their earnestness to be 'fair and balanced'(HAHAHAHAHahahahHAHAhahah), put headlines out that we can all read and digest. Now, I understand I am in a minority if I actually read news, can't have anything interfere with what Britney is doing or who the next 'idol' is, but there you go.
Anyway, this headline made me chuckle.

Stocks Fall After Bush Announces Plan