Dumbing down of civilisation

Look around. It ain't like it used to be. Myself, I think it's a whole Tri--lateral Commission plot, but there you go.
Anyway, in today's 'txt' driven world, some things need to be put in terms everyone understands, so there is no confusion.
Here's an example:

(1) Just one God

(2) Put nothin' before God

(3) Watch yer mouth

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'

(5) Honor yer Ma & Pa

(6) No killin'

(7) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal

(8) Don't take what ain't yers

(9) No tellin' tales or gossipin'

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

There, how hard is that?