Retirement Plan

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel
stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original
$1000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Delta Air Lines
stock you would have $49.00 left.

If you had purchased United Airlines, you would
have nothing left.

But, if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer,
then turned in the cans for recycling, you would have
$214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice
is to drink heavily and recycle.


This is called the 401-Keg Plan